In the beginning, there were no blocks. there were no charts. there was only cluck. and cluck was with the cockpot. and the cockpot was gas-fee
And his egg did not hatch.
It was hashed between two wallets, rejected by the SEC.
And he appeared — prince cockington, a rooster with soup for a head, but with intentions firmer than a swap.
And he said: “HODL, brothers. for the token is not for flipping. the token is for revelation.”
And he molded from the scam a messenger. monsieur 419 — a monkey in Gucci, reading a PDF, but able to ignite your MetaMask.
And he said: “Let every holder bring an old flash drive to the soup.
And let it burn. and let gigameme descend.”
If you are reading this — you are already a participant.
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